FAQs-(Frequently asked questions with seldom given answers)
Q1) Hey who the hell reads FAQs?
Ans- My friend, that is precisely what you are doing at the moment.
Q2) What time do u take ur dog out for a walk?
Ans- Sorry I don't take my dog out for a walk.He goes for a walk himself.(& he returns home with the people he just bit.But that's a different story all together .Will tell u about it later.)
Q3) What is the purpose of this blog?
Ans- Well nothing much.To reduce global IQ levels by half.
Q4) We heard Obama is a good childhood friend of urs.Is it true??
Ans- Yup the 3 of us.Me ,Obama & Osama were the best of friends.Sometime back my mate Osama was shot & I think I am Obama's next target.
Q5) Is there any way I could meet u?
Ans- Sure u can win a "dinner for 2 with Rahul Batra". Its being auctioned on eBay nowadays.Bidding price starts @ $50,000. (P.S Besides the privilege of my company u get the privilege of paying the bill too.)
Q6) I think I saw u at my gym yesterday. Was it really u?
Ans- Nope u are hallucinating for sure.Local gyms pay me on a monthly basis to not enter their premises just incase I persuade their members to adopt a gym free lifestyle like mine.
Q7) Did whatever I read in the "About me" section about u actually true?
Ans-Oh no definitely not !! I was actually describing my twin look alike brother out there.Loser needed some free publicity on my blog.
Q8) What do u think of our country's future?
Ans- Ask the astrologers goddammit. Not me.That's what they are paid for.(giving false predictions and false hopes)
Q9) What do u do in ur free time?
Ans- Well I go about murdering people when I am free.Was looking for a partner in crime.U wanna join???
Q10) Has the world been kind to you?
Ans- Do u want a diplomatic answer or a honest answer??. Screw it both are the same. NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Q11) How do I know when ur blog is updated??
Ans- To put it simply.YOU DON'T, coz I get to decide that.
Hv more questions??? Write a mail to r.batra2000@gmail.com.
This section will be updated ASAP.(P.S Mathematical questions will NOT be entertained simply b'coz they remind me of my Maths marks in school.)
